Granite Run Mall


sh-ttiest f-cking mall ever. that doesn’t stop the kids from coming here though.. this mall becomes a 2nd home to teenagers in the area during winter when it’s too cold to walk around state street. it’s not like there’s anything better to do.
pretty soon every store in the granite run mall will go out of business except panda express and auntie anne’s, because that’s where all the kids go.
a large mall, located in media, pa, part of the group of “simon malls.”
“hey andrew, now that cl-ss in canceled, i’mmmmm going to the granite run mall. hmmmm!”

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