granks

a hybrid of “great” and “thanks,” commonly used by exceedingly busy people who lack the time to vocalize both words independently of one another.
“i’ll get that contact report out to you this afternoon d’artagnan”

d’artagnan: “granks!”
fermented seminal fluid. generally stored in a bottle or other container, but sometimes found in uncontrolled locations, such as a shower drain.
“hey matt, you have a pretty sweet room! holy christ! is that a bottle of grank on your bookshelf? gross!
a combination between spanking and grabbing a girl’s b-tt.
i just granked that helen girl real bad.
helen: why do you like to grank me so much!?
the sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.
my plates weren’t on so good, and when i hit that b-mp, grank, off they went.
a combination of grunge and rank. something which is total disgusting.
hey you know that abbie? her f-nny was totally grank!
the meaning of grank is something that targets a persons personal life in an extreme manner. the term grank is mostly used when something out of the ordinary or something insane happens.
“calling rosa’s phone was such a grank.”
something putrid in smell or essence. puts the witness in a state of disbelief as to why something this horrible would exist.
bro 1-“yo man that girls face is grank”
bro 2-“dude you just think that because you ain’t seen your mommas vag”
bro 1-“man, not cool.”