Granny Car


a car that is usually very luxurious and sp-cey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to b-tches when you go on a date. examples would be a mercury grand marquis or a buick regal. most if not all cars from buick and mercury are granny cars.
guy: “hey s-xy, wanna go for a spin”
hottie: “not in that hunky granny car.”
guy’s friend: “g-d dammit, get a new car for f-cks sake.”

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