Granny Fart


the act of farting unexpectedly while you are in some some sort of strain. like pushing yourself up from a chair or lifting weights and blowing -ss while you do.
“that dude over there on the squat press totally granny farted, i bet he blew out his intestines”

“my grandma just got out of her chair and ripped herself a new -sshole with that granny fart”

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