granny grabber


a male, usually younger, who enjoys picking up, dating, and/or having s-xual relations with women in their late 40’s and up.
look at him hitting on that milf – he’s such a granny grabber.
an -ssistive device generally utilized by the elderly and excessively lethargic to aid in the acquisition of small items. characterized by a rod 2 feet in length with crab-like pincers attached to the end.
hey fattie, hand me that granny grabber so i can get that remote control without having to get up.

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