Granny Hair


that one elusive dark hair on a girl’s chin that immediately makes her look like a troll.
‘oh my god i found a granny hair this morning, i nearly died from horror.’
the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.
katie: oh sh-lly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
sh-lly: no problem i’ll just grab my tweezers

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