granny hangers


the large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. they normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. the common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is “b-tterfly wings.” considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.
dude #1: did you see that heifer shaking it at matt’s party last week?

dude #2; yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn’t hide her granny hangers.

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