Granny Klondike


when you have -n-l s-x or practice any form of -ss play with an elderly woman and she inadvertently releases her bowels, creating a “gold rush”.

“when i was f-cking your grandmother last night she got so excited that she shat herself and gave me the best granny klondike of my life!”

“what would you do for a klondike bar?” “i’d f-ck your gran until she f-cking shat herself.”

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