granny penis
when a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his p-n-s with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.
yo bro! check out jake. he’s got some serious granny p-n-s going on. nice move hahah.
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- shatter your pelvis
to be vague, it means s-x. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the v-g-n-) will simply, shatter. man: d-mn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis. woman: mhh baby get to it.
- slaughterection
an erection induced by committing or witnessing violence. see murder b-n-r. “man, i’ve got a m-ssive slaughterection after that cod match.”
- cummy shirt
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on his own chest. my girlfriend was straddling my c-ck and pulled it out of her p-ssy just as i came. it shot all over my chest, gave me c-mmy shirt.
- terrorpated
offshoot of twitterpated; having a crush on someone while simultaneously being afraid of your feelings for him or her. i can’t believe i have a crush on my boss! i am utterly terrorpated. did you see how jessica blushed and ran away from victor? i think she is terrorpated!
- word punch
a verbal blow to someone’s ego. person1: “you are the biggest failure i have ever met.” person2: “ouch, word punch!” the intentional dig to verbally knock someone down a peg or two. a (mean -ssholiness): “my next wife won’t have any problems.” b (heavy sarcasm): “nice wordpunch. and best of luck in finding that magical […]