granny rat
mutated, deformed,most f-ck ugly creature imaginable, usually has squinty eyes, scrawny frame, protruding fangs and a bulbous nose. generlly two-backed with straw like fur.
man 1:oh my f-cking god what is that
man 2:my eyes, my eyes
man 3:oh my oh my its its the granny rat run run run away
man 1:a granny rat f-ck god help us we all gonna die
man 3:im gonna cut off my p-n-s before it gets to me
man 2:oh sh-t f-ck my eyes they burn they burn oh for the love of god my eye my eyes!!!!
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