granny smith
an out of date apple computer.
the school computers were such granny smiths they still had green screen monitors.
when you get out of an hour long bath with wrinkled fingers and have a w-nk so that it feels like you’re being tossed off by a geriatric.
guy 1: had a cracking granny smith last night
guy 2: wasteman cuz
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