Granola Boy
a boy who enjoys spending time outside doing general outdoorsy things such as hiking, skiing, and mountain biking. granola boys tend to wear clothes bought at stores like rei or ll bean.
girl 1: discribe him for me.
girl 2: he’s just your average granola boy.
boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great -sses.
he’s sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.
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