granolasexual
a heteros-xual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. a woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. the term was coined by new york comedian rachael parenta.
stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolas-xual.
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