Grants Pass
a small town in oregon full with too many senior citizens and drug problems. named one of time magazine’s top five places to retire in the united states (along with, oddly enough, ireland, which does not fit the definition of in the united states).
one: where you from?
two: do i have to tell you?
one: oh, you’re from grants p-ss huh?
a small town with many cool people in oregon kinda quirky but very active
i love living in grants p-ss
one of the most beautiful towns in oregon, set in one of the most beautiful valleys in one of the most beautiful counties.
someday i want to live in grants p-ss.
a somewhat decent small town in a h-lla boring state. in jackson county a codeword for “hick” though they aren’t all that much better off despite that good music drops through much more. it’s oregon, little difference apart from slightly more services really.
decisively conservative, but less so than the surrounding county.(the recent levy p-ssed)
also known for a large concentration of people with mental problems.(the spoon guy who holds spoons up to the sun)
oh, and certain punk kids are rowdy as sh-t. the mexicans and white supremacist types occasionally like to throw down. please stay away from the west. our local music scene is a pale imitation of portland’s(speaking of metal specifically, and not other genres)
grants p-ss: thought by everyone to be as boring as towns get until they visit pendleton, coos bay, etc……
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