granty

granty is a bare joker part of stoner radio.blazes all day everyday
safe granty man past that zoot!!!

wag1 man so wen we pickin up ?

thts the peng
somebody’s big ol’ -ss panties. or “period panties.”
“hand me my granties please.”
noun

a combination of “granny”/”grandma” and “panties”.

1. large underwear usually worn by old women/fat transvest-tes. made of cotton (because it breathes) or a fat-holding-in material (like lycra or spandex), granties typically begin directly under the br–sts and cover the entire -ss (and sometimes thighs) and come in white, nude, or pastel floral prints.
2. the chast-ty belt of the modern age. worn by a woman when there is no chance of them being seen by a potential s-xual partner or to encourage abstinence.
3. underwear that your mother buys you because, let’s face it, her -ss is down to her knees and she hasn’t gotten laid in years so she really doesn’t know any better.

see also: granny panties.
-wow erica, those are some m-ssive granties you’ve got on there…
-shut up c-ntbag, my mom bought them for me!
-where’d she get those… the toilet store?
-no, wal-mart.(insert sad face)
-s-xy.
-i’m never going to get laid. (insert sad face)
-you’re right.

-you’re not going out, are you?
-yes mom, i have a date.
-oh my, what underwear are you wearing?
-a thong.
-oh no you’re not! go change into some granties first!
-oh mom, do i have to?
-yes, you filthy wh-r-. i don’t want some illegitimate grandchildren to raise because you can’t keep your legs shut.
-mother!
-hey, if my mom had made me change my underwear when i was your age we wouldn’t be having this discussion… because you wouldn’t have been born and i would have graduated high school. now get in there and change before i whip your -ss!
a great aunt. an aunt who is acting as a grandmother.

i made this term up when i was acting as a grandmother to my great nephew…it’s a special status as an “aunt”. kids have aunts and great aunts, so this gives the great aunts a special name.
my niece had 3 children and now i am a “granty”.