Grape Juice

refers to desirable high school girls who have not yet been tainted by american universities where they will gain 24 pounds on natural light, and will don only their university sweat pants, even to weddings.

grape juice is often pleasing to look at, but rarely to engage in a serious relationship with, as at the end of the day they will still be wearing uggs, and saying things like “the administration is a great band”.

it’s like a few years ago, when all the wine grapes went bad. everyone stopped drinking wine and started drinking grape juice.
“holy goo, she’s attractive”
“yeah dude, but she’s grape juice”

guy: “i’m so excited to be going to daytona this spring!”
girlfriend: “ugh. grape juice city…”
a feeling of intense like and l-st toward a female or male of the opposite gender. the sheer feeling enables trembling of the limbs and fluttery-bugs in the thoracic area.
i grapejuice you!
“grape juice going through my heart!”

1. worst techno song ever. originally “there’s grapejuice on my planner.” but was misinterpreted.

long live the founders of grapejuice. -.l.b.-.d.l.-
“there’s grapejuice on my planner..”
“grapejuice going through my heart!”
“what the h-ll?”
any brand of expensive wine.
sippin on that grapejuice..
popping a virgin during her period. may -ssociate with the word “red wings”
i earned my red wings with my last hoe, but this time i had some grape juice.
this adjective not only describes a hot guy, but a quality hot guy. the term gets its roots from “very fine” brand grape juice- you see the correlation.
hey, what do cute boys and grape juice have in common?
i dunno, what?
they’re both “very fine” hahahehe
hohoho- that’s a good one!