Grape Lottery


when you win some cr-ppy prize at an obscure raffle/event from buying $20 in tickets that you could just go out and buy at a store for a couple bucks.
a: “look at this cool bunch of flashy yo-yo’s i won at my church’s fundraiser last night, guys! look! they spin and stuff!”

b: “i see you’ve finally won the grape lottery. congratulations.”

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