Grapefruit Tree


a tall and/or exceedingly slender woman with no hips, a flat b-ttocks and large, protruding br–sts. grapefruit may be subst-tuted for any fruit that grows on a tree but which more closely approximates the size of the br–sts at hand (pun intended).
man 1: what do you think of angelina jolie?

man 2: well, her lips make her look like she’s trying to swallow a pair of boxing gloves and the rest just looks like someone trained a grapefruit tree to walk.

man 1: harsh.

man 2: that’s how i roll.

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