GrassFart


when you stand naked in the middle of an empty field on a non windy day and let out a long and blissful fart letting the gr-ss sway leaving a few t-rd splatters as you walk home
wow i did the most beautiful gr-ssfart yesterday! it was so relaxing!!

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