Grasshopper Sarcasm
when in conversation, person a says something that person b knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person a’s voice. derives from when a gr-sshopper is in the gr-ss and you know it is there but you cannot see it.
after steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
steve: “today was really tiring, i had loads to do”
alan: “really? or is that just gr-sshopper sarcasm?”
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