Grassoline
gr-ssoline is a fuel that is made out of the oils from marijuana plants and is considered a “green” source of energy. now that marijuana is becoming legal across us states, large companies are starting to use gr-ssoline to power generators and fleet vehicles so they can benefit from federal and state enviromental tax credits (google, frito-lay, arby’s, ect..). another advantage of this fuel is the calming effect the gr-ssoline exhaust provides. 86% of workers who work with gr-ssoline driven equipment claim that they are overall happier, healthier, and hungrier than before according to a federal survey conducted in 2013.
coby: “hey, we need more gr-ssoline for the truck”
dillon: “can we stop for pizza first?”
coby: “yes.”
gary: “these new gr-ssoline generators are 34% more efficient that our old diesel ones”
senator frank: “very good, i will award you nine tax credits.”
gary: “i’d rather just have a pizza party.”
senator frank: “ok.”
the smell of a freshly mowed lawn and the exhaust of the lawnmower doing said mowing.
“hey i just walked by the freshly mowed football field and it smelled like gr-ssoline”
an alternative fuel that is derived from the ethanol produced by the switchgr-ss plant. because it is so easily grown, switchgr-ss is a likely candidate for reducing the need for fossil fuels.
after cutting the switchgr-ss with the lawnmower, the gr-ss cuttings are converted to gr-ssoline. the gr-ssoline is then put into the lawnmower to cut the gr-ss once more.
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