gratuitous sequelitis
a disease capable only of infecting hollywood movie producers. symptoms include uncontrollable greed and a complete lack of creativity. once the illness has taken hold, the producer will eventually unload a steaming pile of cr-p which he will then box up and label with the name of a successful movie plus the number “2” after it. the load of cr-p will be then be sold to the idiot audience, who gladly forks over money to take a peek at what’s in the box, based solely on the name on the label.
in extreme cases, gratuitous sequelitis has been known to create many such boxes of t-rds, with sequential sequel numbers reaching into the double digits.
did you see highlander 2? that was the most amazingly horrible movie ever made. what a case of gratuitous sequelitis!
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