graue
a “living legend” who can be used as an example or standard in nearly any circ-mstance. usually an extreme type of person that you’ve never actually met, but have heard many stories about in subjects ranging from academics to partying. the stories of him become so wide-spread, that you doubt that the person ever existed in the first place, but their legendary status continues to exist unabated (especially on college campuses).
i know its impressive that he scored the winning touchdown and then nailed the hottest chick on campus afterwards, but that’s nothing compared to what graue did back in the day. the crazy b-st-rd not only won the game back when he was on the team, but he also stole the other guys’ mascot, screwed the president’s daughter, chugged a keg, escaped the police, burned down the freshman dorm, and still managed to make his 8:00 cl-ss on monday and ace that exam. extreme.
a person from texas fascinated with medieval life. lives his life through war of the witchcraft and often has enormous feet(size 17 or larger depending on season of the year). a graue is also a avid club goer and has partied at nearly 1 million clubs across texas. a graue can also mean a texas deadlift champion.
that kid billy sure is a graue. (meaning billy sure is a medieval life enthusiast.)
a dog that comes to the name nugget
graue has done a nugget
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