graunke


adj.

1) used to describe somthing’s small and / or inadequate stature and size.

2) a term meaning lame.
ex.:
1) how am i supposed to write with this pencil, it’s way to graunke!

2) timmy’s act at the talent show was rather graunke.
to interject a completely random and nonsensical statement into an uncomfortable conversation for the purpose of distraction.
girlfriend: so where are we, where do you see this relationship going?

boyfriend: monkey-b-tt cheeseburger!

girlfriend: don’t graunke me! we need to talk about this!

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