Gravy finger
when one inserts a finger or thumb in to another’s p–per and gets a decent amount of feces on their finger / thumb.
(gravy fingering) the act of giving a gravy finger.
(gravy fingerer) your mom.
my dad gravy fingered me on the couch last night when i was trying to watch malcom in the middle.
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