Gravy Flavored Condom
condoms evil turkey’s use.
i found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, i think an evil turkey raped someone tonight.
you: “i want to have s-x on thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can i find a gravy flavored condom?”
friend: “you will have to find the evil turkey and borrow one.”
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