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- penile compensation
new 4dr 4wd trucks with every option known to exist attached. this helps compensate for a small d-ck. these vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don’t want to get mud on their izod & dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. hummers […]
showing characteristics of playful eccentricity. a boxer-loving jester. a phetterplace will make you laugh until you cry and shower you with love but don’t ask them to clean the house or pay bills on time because scissors will fly! noun. look at that woman rolling on the ground licking your dog; shes such a phetterplace! […]
- The Silence
the silence was a… wait, why was i typing this again? whats “the silence”?
- The Sperm Whaler
raw-d-gg-ng a girl in the b-tt, shooting your man batter all up inside her. then, punch her in the stomach to make her fart. (picture a whale coming up for a breath of fresh air.) i went hogging last night and picked up a panzer, took her back to my place and gave her the […]
- The Stellas and Stellos
a group of super kewl people (sort of a cult) who will kick ur -ss in a second. can’t put the names of the people because the cops might catch us. a group of kick -ss people esp. stella #1 who is like so frickin gnarly! started in 2003 consist of 4 people. omfgsh stephanie […]