grazing cow
(v.)
a form of s-xual intercourse involving cl-ssic rear-entry. upon insertion, the “pitcher” leans over and chews on the “catcher’s” hair. during this act, the “pitcher” fondles the mammaries of the “catcher,” thus “milking” the cow and completing this act of immense ecstasy.
she struggled a bit when i threw the grazing cow her way, but eventually she begged for it, screaming “moo! mooo-rree!”
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