greased lemur
construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. they are slippery and moody and bite. greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. and when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. great. hooray for me.
not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
dude, she’s a greased lemur what are you doing? you’re going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
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