greased turkey
a cl-ssic game for the bros, where all players stand in a circle around a turkey (dead or alive) while pulling on their weiners. when one player finishes choking his chicken, that player must then spew his load into the -n-l cavity of the turkey. the last player to -j-c-l-t- into the turkey’s -n-s is deemed the loser of the game. the loser must insert his head into the -n-l cavity of the turkey, and present himself for triumphant spanking from each player. failure to properly -j-c-l-t- into the turkey’s -n-l cavity (e.g. -j-c-l-t-ng on the floor) is penalized by that player having to slurp up their own s-m-n and then spit said s-m-n into the turkey’s -n-s. naturally, this game is played on the traditional pilgrim holiday of spanksgiving. eating the turkey is optional, but strongly encouraged.
little timmy: “grandpappy, care to join us for a game of greased turkey?”
grandpappy: “mother best look away, because grandpappy with an erection is on the way!”
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