slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of michigan or ontario, canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shift ends.
double j is half way to the bar and his shift isn’t over yet. what a greasefart!
a grease fart is a nasty -ss fart that is highly flammable. this fart is kind of like a shart. when u have a grease fart lots of p–p or sh-t comes out. the sh-t can be small or super small. big sh-ts rarely happen. only after you eat ethiopian food. grease farts are impossible to miss. by that i mean they smell awful. like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scr-t-m bag. that sh-t is nasty! if you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. if inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
dominic: yesterday i had a grease fart!
maria: oh s$&@!
dominic: i know! it happend after i had ethiopian food so i had a large shart. the house smelled so bad.i had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of sh-t maid
the act of taking a ‘selfie’ but including one or more other people in your picture. pr-nounced: self•iss “that was a really nice cousin selfis you uploaded. i didn’t know you had a fourth cousin.” a photo you take of yourself usually for facebook, instagram, etc. her facebook profile is full of selfies, she loves […]
- grease presser
a health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier. jeff: hey,is logan coming to the party tonight? andrew: nah man,he’s a total grease presser.he’ll ruin the pizza. jeff:that’s […]
- greasy boot
a person who doesn’t shower, and or keep up on thier appearence. also known as a dirt nugget. may smell bad and have acne. that new girl is a greasy boot.
singing or talking in the shower with a friend in the stall next to you. person 1: let’s go smeckledorf on the 4th floor! person 2: alright, cool! k-house loves smeckledorfing
- greek headlock
this is more commonly known as a c-x knot. dude 1: “i made a sweet home video last night of sheree in a greek headlock”. dude 2: “a what??” dude 1: “you know… a c-x knot”. dude 2: “ahh.. awesome man!! she’s hot! how was it???” dude 1: “after about 12mins, she was struggling. i […]