greasy costanza
when you take home a greasy, dirty, hairy old traveler who steals toilet paper and cigarette b-tts and drinks 40s of high gravity hurricane and humps you twice before p-ssing on your couch. possibly a train jumper, sometimes called a crust punk, but is worse.
did you see that guy katie brought home? he was a total greasy costanza! the house smells like sh-t.
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