Greasy Hands
a skin condition which causes the oil glands to over-produce oils. this can be quite inconvenient when having to shake hands. it also poses quite a problem with using ipod touchs/iphones because the dried on grease gets caked on the screen.
person 1 – h-llo good sir, how are you?
greasy hander – fine -shakes hand-
person 1 – eww… runs away and disinfects hands.
————————–situation 2—————————
person 1 – can i borrow your ipod touch?
greasy hander – here… -hands over ipod-
person 1 – eww, why is the screen all rough and greasy feeling?
greasy hander – its just mah greasy hands!
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