Greasy Mushroom
slathering one’s p-n-s in vaseline and pressing it against a friend’s car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy mike’s new camaro.
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