greasy old grandpa balls
an old man that is so old he looks like a crusty old shriveled m-ffin with oldman clothes on it and youjust want to yell at him bcause he keeps talking about the new s-x shop that just opened up but he cant hear you anyways because he forgot to put his hearing aid in cause hes stupid and cenile and needs to go to a home but his family cant afford it and you wish a dog would just attack him and put him out of his useless decrepid old man misery cause he hits on your freinds and its creepy cause hes dirty and old and needs alot of help. this is a greasy old grandpa b-lls
that greasy old man that is walking around but shouldent be walking around cause hes too old.
your grandfather!
greasy old grandpa b-lls are dirty and old!
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