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  f-cking a girl on her period, nutting into her v-g-n-, and drinking the mixture of s-m-n and period blood. “hey man i’m going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?” “yeah make me a fort bend strawberry c-cktail.”

• jayg

  a strong black male very attractive to pretty woman play football at the best level kind ,nice also know as a savage and a real street n-gg- get you a jayg.

• grandma's necklace

  in texas dialect–texas is so hot and humid in the summer, that perspiration on children’s necks combines with dust from the ground to form a single, dark line of dirt in the skin crease under the necks of the children. the adult, seeing the dark line on the child’s (especially girl’s) neck, laughingly teases the […]

• fansplaining

  when a fan tries to explain something to a pro athlete, coach, gm or entertainer about the pro’s craft. takeoff of mansplaining. (fan) “if you open your batting stance, you’ll see the ball better.” (pro athlete) “quit fansplaining! i’m the pro athlete, not you!”

• juan valdez jacuzzi

  using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong “don’t talk to me till i’ve had coffee”? psh whatever don’t talk to me till i’ve spent 20 min blazing through a juan valdez jacuzzi

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