Great Dane


to climb upon, or tackle an individual for no apparent reason. to climb in another’s lap unannounced.
man, i just pulled a awesome great dane on jackie.
an unusually tall girl.
hey, man that great dane is checking you out.
when a bro grabs another man’s b-lls and gently squeezes. must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. one alternative is the greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.
i gave dan a great dane and he liked it in a completely non-gay way.

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