great fagotini


an openly queer illusionist and performance artist, who stives to entertain his audience while educating them about safe s-x and gay pride. looks like a combination of liberace and david copperfield, while the act itself is like seeing scott thompson (from kids in the hall) riff on chris angel. and the story about the rabbit ? that’s no truer than the practice of gerbiling…
did you guys hear ? the rainbow alliance invited the great f-gotini to campus !
a h-m-s-xual magician who creates illusions of large objects disapearing up his -n-s. he usually ends his show by pulling a live rabbit out of his -n-s. in 2006 he had the hit show “the great f-gotini does the great fistua” in which he filled the grand canyon with a mixture of s-m-n and bile that leaked from his -n-s. he is the only open h-m–illusionist.
“you suck more sh-t up your -ss than the great f-gotini”.

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