Great Hair
what to say to someone who is currently being an insufferable, self-involved pr-ck.
alternatively, what to say to someone who’s being a jack-ss.
“man, i totally just pwned your -ss, doob. you should just quit halo forever.” – tom
“great hair, tom.”
“pz myers should stop talking and let me have the spotlight.” – matt nisbet
“great hair, matt.”
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