Great White Shart


when you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified sh-t squeezes out and gets stuck to your -ss hairs for months.
i hadn’t sh-t for weeks, then finally i was laughing so hard i did a great white shart.

while performing the spongebob donkey punch on my boyfriend, i munched on a great white shart. mmmm crunchy!

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