greek soldier
when someone falls asleep or p-sses out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your p-n-s run down the bridge of the nose. while in this pose you then take a sh-t that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a sh-thawk. this will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.
she hasn’t returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.
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