Greek Triathlon


a triathlon that consists of drinking, eating, and f-cking.
teacher: why are you late today!
student: um i was competing in a greek triathlon?
teacher: good excuse

john: yo todd heard you got f-cked up last night.
todd: yeah i killed it in the greek triathlon

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