green balloons


injurious s-x caused by the perpetrator ignoring your safe words. derived from former mo speaker rod jetton’s alleged -ssault and battery during s-x, causing his s-xual partner to go unconscious, and later blaming her for not using the safe words, “green balloons.”
“claudia’s dead, because john tied her up during s-x and went all green balloons on her.”

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