hank tanked


a state of rowdy drunkedness in which an individual is unaffected by the repercussions of their behavior; generally accompanied by cheap beer, rot gut whiskey, and sing-along outlaw country tunes.
man, i was totally hank tanked when i puked in that beer can!

that drummer was so hank tanked that he was p-ssing out at his drumset on the third song of the first set!

he only drank four beers and he was already hank tanked!!

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