green beard


to get trolled/joked at/ to get lured.
yo lets greenbeard this kid…

lol you just got greenbeard!

bro.. its a greenbeard
said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

emphasis must be on the “ee” sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, jimmy, jimmy hill

synonym: “yeah, right!”
mr. a: my d-ck is 17.5 inches.

mr. b: greeeeen beeeerd

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