when you shove a head of lettuce in a man’s b-tt and top it with croutons. the croutons must be organic.
“what kind of stuff did you get into last night?”
“let’s just say she gave me a green chef.”
“d-mn, i love organic croutons”
- ivory chandelier
c-mming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes. she got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. i think im in love.
like, the best food in the world-go try it (have never tried it but d-mn it looks good in yoi) viktor: that katsudon is so tasty yuuri: may i have so– viktor: no! only winners get to eat katsudon
- prison steak
the act of willfully giving or receiving d-ck in prison, and enjoying it like a fine cut of steak. i’m not afraid of going back to prison, the pepper prison steak on friday’s is pretty good
- oof me daddy
the action of f-cking someone so hard they say ‘oof’ and die. oh no nick, please don’t oof me daddy.
- twigged it
british, to “get it”, cotton on, understand something. ah, then i twigged it. they all had a thing for ralph.