Green Drank


term used to describe “evil eye sour green apple” drink. sold in 40’s for the cl-ssiest look and may be disguised in a brown paper bag. helps cheap folks stay cl-ssy, gives wonderful gut rot, and aids in the making of good decisions.
being much too cheap to buy beer, yet still yearning to be sloppy drunk, jake purchased green drank.
the resulting mixture when blue powerade is mixed with orange hi-c in a 4:3 ratio. it appears like stagnant dirty algae pond water. however, green drank tastes like when you take a fruit roll-up, roll it up into a ball, and eat it, except in liquid form.
everytime i go to the dining hall, people give me strange looks when i make myself some green drank.
similar to purple drank in that it uses cough syrup; however, this concoction is the result of mixing a quarter of a bottle of nyquil with yellow amp. the flavor is reminiscent of blueberries and lemonade whilst the hue of the resulting drank is green…very green. as if the hulk jerked off a load of green gooey hulk c-m into a styrofoam cup, this drink has the power to sp-wn new little green drank babies..not really. it’ll probably just put you in a coma or get you a little f-cked up.
bill: “man, is that purple drank?”
jim: “h-ll naw! this sh-t her’ be green drank.”
bill: “d-mn, that that hulk c-m sh-t?”
jim: “f-ck yah!”
bill: “i heard that sh-t’ll f-ck up yo kidneys and stop your heart.”
jim: “…” (falls to ground)
bill: “sh-t.”

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