green gifting


when buying for older people on your shopping list… get them something you would like…. there’s a “chance” you might get it back in a few years…. (when they die)
helen, i’m green gifting mom those earrings we looked at in tiffany’s last week. i can’t wait to wear them to her funeral.

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