Green Jesus


a form of currency. e.g. dollars, euro, franc, peso, pound, shilling, yen
1. i used some of the green jesus to buy some nachos.

2. after winning the lottery, i used the green jesus at a strip club to purchase a fine looking lady.

3. ben dover wanted to go to the bar, but he didn’t have any of the green jesus to buy beer.
bad -ss skunk weed grown by tokerx or his students
greenjesus will really kick your -ss.

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