Green Lantern

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hey lets meet for a green lantern
the name of several comic book characters published by dc comics. the original green lantern, alan scott was created by martin nodell and first appeared in “all american comics” #16 in 1940. in 1959 the concept of the green lantern was reimagined with the character of hal jordan who debuted in “showcase” #22. several human green lanterns including john stewart, guy gardner, and kyle rayner have followed the tradition of hal jordan as well as thousands of alien green lanterns across the universe.

the green lanterns all share the basic concept of possessing a power ring which can create virtually anything the wearer wishes, limited only by the wearer’s willpower and imagination. the power ring carries a finite charge and must periodically be recharged from a power battery in the form of a green lantern.
geek1: hal jordan is the best green lantern ever!

geek2: no, kyle rayner is the best green lantern ever!

geek3: i like the one that looks like a celery stalk.
to -j-c-l-t- between a woman’s br–sts and afterwards shine a black light on them, making the -j-c-l-t- glow.
yo dog let me borrow yo black light, i’m bout to green lantern this ho tonight!
the act of fisting, but while wearing a green ring and reciting the green lantern oath.
man: i want to green lantern you so hard
while in the midst of -n-l intercourse pull out and let her blow her nose on your c-ck, then light the snot on fire, making a green flame, you then m-st-rb-t- until you c-m leaving a green haze glowing over your girl.
if you ever feel unlighted you should try a little “green lantern” to fire yourself up.
when you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.
tera: can you give me a green lantern.
captain scarn: i would love to.
master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the -ss occ-ssionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the c-ck 24/7

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the act of covering your partner during s-xual intercourse in snot instead of lubricant.
brad pitt ” ah dude i was just with angelina and i realized i had no lube so i….”
matt “so you did a green lantern?”